brasspistol:

gallowsmadeofsilver:

doriandawes:

likeineedanotherholeinmyhead:

shining-down:

anunholyconfession:

stealyourshiny:

rachelraaaaage:

lokisflyting:

velociraider:

thedrunkenorseman:

inebriatedpony:

nezesariakatarsis:

Little fact: he sings opera too.

Chuck Norris has been avoiding this gentleman all his life.

Also this guy hunted Nazis during WW2.

Legend

Also has a symphonic metal album.

Summersisle alone makes him better than Jesus.

…I mean, he SAYS THAT IN THE MOVIE.

He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds like, he told him he didn’t have to imagine it. He was knighted on October 31, 2009 (that’s right, HALLOWEEN.) and has the same birthday as Vincent Price. He’s fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; “moderately proficient” in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and “conversational” in Madarin Chinese. He’s a direct descendant of Charlemagne. 

Ladies and gentlemen, BOW DOWN TO SIR. CHRISTOPHER. LEE.

This is too much awesomeness for one person only!

Hail Sir Lee!

He also hold the Guinness World Book of Records for having acted in the most film roles at 275 films since 1946.

He also may or may not be god.

I’m thinking he’s at least a human avatar of some supreme deity. 

Not to Mention in 2010 he released a goddamn metal album.

(Source: micromimic)

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    ^ahhhh. My grandmother dated him in her youth. :-)

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    And I thought he was old when I watched him, in my teens, in horror films in the ‘60’s. Now he’s just timeless.

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